![]() Jonah Baldwin: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you! Sam Baldwin: That's good, you'll have a lot to tell Oprah how your Dad destroyed your life because he had to go off for a weekend special at the Holiday Inn! Jonah Baldwin: Why can't we go to New York? Sam Baldwin: There is no way that we're going on a plane to meet some woman who could be a crazy, sick lunatic! Didn't you see Fatal Attraction? Jonah Baldwin: You wouldn't let me! Sam Baldwin: Well I saw it and it scared the shit out of me! It scared the shit out of every man in America! Jonah Baldwin: I'm not leaving until you say "yes". Jonah Baldwin: How do you know?! What's wrong with Annie?! Sam Baldwin: Oh, Jonah, shut up! Jonah Baldwin: Shut up? Shut up?! Mom never said "shut up" to me! Mom never yelled at me! Sam Baldwin: This conversation is finished. Jonah Baldwin: This is the one I like! Sam Baldwin: Jonah, the fact is, you're not gonna like any woman, because that isn't your mother. Sam Baldwin: What did you just hear me say? Jonah Baldwin: Six girls in college, maybe seven. How long have you been standing there? Jonah Baldwin: Forever. I'm the only man in America who's getting laid this weekend and I haven't been laid that much. It's the 1990's and nobody's getting laid. Jonah Baldwin: I don't care what you do! Sam Baldwin: Good! Fine! I'll tell you what I'm doing this weekend, I'm getting laid. Is this about that woman in Baltimore? Jonah Baldwin: Annie. No one's gonna pack it on ice and take you to the hospital, so you can be a breakthrough in laser surgery. If your finger falls off, it's staying off. ![]() You lock yourself in a closet or do anything, make sure you'll need stitches. Sam Baldwin: Don't try anything tricky, understand? Jonah Baldwin: Don't go rolling in poison ivy as soon as I leave the house. View Quote Jonah Baldwin: Are you going with her? Sam Baldwin: I'm going with Victoria. I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car and I knew. I knew it the very first time I touched her. Marcia Fieldstone: Tell me what was so special about your wife? Sam Baldwin: Well, how long is your program? Well, it was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together. and, then after a while, I won't have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while. Then, after a while I won't have to remind myself to get out of bed every morning and breathe in and out. Marcia Fieldstone: What are you going to do? Sam Baldwin: Well, I'm gonna get out of bed every morning. Marcia Fieldstone, that's hard to imagine. ![]() Sam, do you think there's someone out there you could love as much as your wife? Sam Baldwin: Well, Dr. Marcia Fieldstone: People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again.
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